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"I love it when Edward shoots from the hip."
"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."
"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...
"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."
"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"
"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."
'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'
"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
"It was his turn to bring mead, and he didn't bring mead."
"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."
'Look Stan, we're evolving. We've found new ways to migrate. We've found ways to survive longer in water. And look around! Those two front limbs are now considered as hands, not feet!'
Which eye am I supposed to look in? Now it's really obvious I'm staring!
'We have to talk.'
'I strayed from the topics of schools and the housing market at one point, but I managed to cover it up.'