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"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."
"There are no longer seats in tourist, sir."
Blizzards and traffic jams cripple southern Spain... I'll drink to that! (Couple on Brighton beach).
Who needs Benidorm when we have global warming?
"Thank you, no. By the way, here in Brazil we just call them nuts."
'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'