Vacation Plans Cartoons and Comics

Fly-drive

Whine Country Tours.

Agenda

"Someplace with no dogs."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"I wanted to holiday at home...but in Spain!"

"We'd like to get away from it all...including each other!"

"That Romantic Cruise sounds good, but what do you suggest for my husband's vacation?"

"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"

Looking After the Garden When You're Away: On no account let the neighbour's dog see you go...

'Have a great break, your job will still be here when you get back...probably.'

'When you said money was short and you were having a 'staycation' I didn't think you meant at the office!'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'No, sir, there's no flight, motel or anything like that. This is what you purchased, right here. A travel package.'

Fleas Planning A Getaway

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

"This is as close as I get to a trip to Florida?"

"I'm spending our vacation right here catching up on my reading."

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'You're lucky. You had a staycation. I got a stay-at-workation.'

"Looks like staycations this year."

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'It will be a 'staycation' this year. Instead of running with the bulls of Pamplona, we'll be running with the bulls of wall street.'