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"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"
'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
Tags:honeymoons, overworked, overworking, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern expectations, expectations, high expectations, intrude, intruding, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, interruption, interruptions, demanding, high pressure, under pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, working weekends, bringing work home, overworked, overworking, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, weekend, weekends, the weekends, no holiday
"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."
Tags:mom, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, overbearing mothers, overbearing mom, overbearing mothers, photobomb, photobombing, photobomber, model, models, modeling, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, mollycoddled, parents, parenthood, motherhood, strict parent, strict parents, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, pose, posing, art gallery, art galleries, trust, trusting, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrude, omnipresent
"Now this apartment will be vacant October 1st - "
Tags:empty apartment, empty apartments, apartment, apartments, property viewing, property viewings, landlord, landlords, rental, rentals, rental property, rental properties, privacy, tenant, tenants, tenancy, intrusion, intrusions, privacy, bath, baths, interruption, interruptions, house viewing, house viewings, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, super, supers, building superintendent, building superintendents
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
Tags:insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive
"Who do I see to get big government off my back?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, government, big government, tax, taxes, irritated, irritation, irritations, the government, interventionist, intruding, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, interventionism, socialist, socialist, socialists, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity
"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, friend, friends, stranger, strangers, overworked, overworking, crazy, going crazy, going mad, climbing trees, interloper, interlopers, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, park, parks, city park, city parks, city life, public park, public parks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
"Your signs didn't work, Harold."
Tags:christmas, noel, holiday, winter, snow, carolers, caroling, christmas carols, song, singing, carolling, caroller, carollers, caroler, x-mas, xmas, scrooge, scrooges, grump, grumps, grouch, grouches, intrusion, intrusions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intruder, privacy, private time, private times, christmas spirit, spirit of christmas
"When I said 'make yourself comfortable' - I meant loosen your tie!"
"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"
"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, happy place, happy places, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, meditation, meditating, peace, peaceful, zone out, zoning out, zoned out, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intruding, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, mindfulness
"Hello, dear. This is Mom. Have you lost your mind or what?"
Tags:phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, phone message, phone messages, voicemail, voicemail message, voicemail messages, leave a voicemail, voice mail, voice mail message, voice mail messages, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, irritation, irritations, on call, modern life
"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"
Tags:monster, monsters, crocodile, crocodiles, evolution, theory of evolution, private beach, private beaches, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, private land, intrude, intruding, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions
"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."
"We've built on their ancestral moonshining grounds."
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"That's not how I sat on you."
"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquists dummy, ventriloquist dummy, ventriloquists dummies, ventriloquist's dummy, ventriloquist's dummies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrusiveness, looking over your shoulder, controlling, controling, overbearing, over-bearing, management style, management styles, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses