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Avoiding Dental Expenses
"This is our first recession together."
Cent holding up dollar.
"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"
"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."
"May I have the ring back?"
"Paper or plastic?"
"I had just managed to train my old mare to go without food when she died."
'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'
"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."
"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."
"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"
"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"