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"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
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"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
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"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."
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"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."
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Hot Dog Stand
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'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'
'Well, Susan, if you're feeling horribly ill, by all means stay home from work. I'm curious, however, why my caller I.D. says you're calling from the Tiki Resort in Maui.'
'your paperwork piled up while you were on vacation.'
'Mr Dunleavy is asking for another week of vacation... he still has tan lines!'
'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'
I've got the travel agent on the line... Remember to tell him there's not enough mint in the Pimms!
Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.
'Well that's me unpacked - see you downstairs in the bar.'
Fooled: Man in the Arctic dressed for a summer holiday.
A planet like ours - "You want the pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."