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'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
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'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
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'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'
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'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'
"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
The Evolution of Insurance
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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'
'Sorry. We can't pay on your life insurance policy. You apparently didn't read our 'living dead' clause.'
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'If you were a girl, my car insurance would be 30 percent less. I want you to wear this whenever you're driving.'
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'Rock, you I can cover. Scissors, you're too big a risk.'
"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."
We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
'Yes, I do want insurance. Can I take out a policy against you ringing me up at work.'
'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'
"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."
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"It doesn't look good. Leave it with us overnight and hope it gets stolen."
Health insurance - medical chart
'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'
Disaster Waiting to Happen Room.
'Your insurance company wouldn't cover anesthesia, but they did buy the medical staff earmuffs to protect ours ears from your screaming.'