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The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy
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Under the hurdles.
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"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."
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'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'
"You folks like a little something?"
Tags:play on words, little people, shrunken people, jokes about size, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining out, eating out, night out, date night out, date night, portions, portion size, order, ordering, taking an order, cafe, cafes, slip up, freudian slip, freudian slips
"Obviously your cane is too long."
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"Who will speak for the little people? A little person, I suppose."
"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."
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Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens
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"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."
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"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"
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Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'
The Eight Original Dwarves
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'Excuse me mister, I saved you a seat.'
"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"
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"Gee, it's still just the same as when I was a little kid!"
Grief from above.
Suggestion Box: 'Hang it lower!'
'Tell me more about these little people that are out to get you.'
Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK
"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"
"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."
'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'
"I'm a little short."