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Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'
'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'
Medieval suitor climbs on vine that turns out to be poison ivy.
"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."
In the Garden of Andy
'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'
"See! I told you! Today we're making scratch paper!"
Up North Training
'We did everything together this summer. He got fleas and I got poison ivy.'
Poison Ivy sign posted on a small desert island.
"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."
'No, Jenny, there's no such thing as Poison Ivory.'
"As you pass that box of leaves around, I'll explain how I learned I was immune to poison ivy!"
'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'
'For your son's poison ivy, I'm going to prescribe something that works like warm soapy water but costs much more.'
'My parents want me to go to a Poison Ivy School.'
'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'
'That's a mixed bunch of poison ivy and deadly nightshade. Any message?'
"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."
Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.
Man looking at Poison Ivy sign.