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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
"It wouldn't have happened if I weren't with persons larger than life."
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"Let Halliburton clean it up."
'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'
"The five-second rule doesn't apply to soup."
'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'
"Excuse me. I think I had a little accident."
'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'
"Aside from that, it's a very nice neighborhood."
Health and safety nightmare.
And today's winner of a special place in hell is...coffee cup lids that don't fit properly...
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Disaster strikes the Millerton Disappearing Ink Company.
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Shopper targeted by cock-a-leekie leak.
Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.
Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'
Mop up spillages!
'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'
Soup on a stick
'This is your captain speaking. Apologies for the turbulence. Cabin staff will re-fill the litter trays shortly.'
'We need a dog!'
'We only produced 50 cases this year. Most of our competitors spill more than that.'
'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'
'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'