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She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
How long have you got? Until they discover a cure for IBS!
'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
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'I keep getting stomach cramps after eating.' - 'You're probably intolerant to certain foods.' - 'Can you test for that?' - 'Yes, just eat things one by one and see what makes you ill.' - 'Won't that be slow and painful?' - 'Fingers crossed.'
First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.
"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."
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'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'
"Might be celiac disease. We'll have to wheat and see."
'Mr Kilgore, I have reason to believe your lactose intolerance is psychological.'
"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."
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"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."
"Where did we go wrong? Steven is the only child in his class without a food allergy."
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'This is gluten free, isn't it?'
"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."
'I'm taking you off porridge.'
She's just discovered her irritable bowel syndrome isn't caused by chocolate!
'Cut back on the ginger.'
Investments: We now offer 'risk intolerant' support groups.'
'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'
'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'
'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'
The relationship was running smoothly until Sylvia developed a sudden intolerance to wheat