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'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
Tags:ebola, peanut, peanut allergy, peanut allergies, nut allergy, nut allergies, food allergy, food allergies, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, takeaway, takeaways, take-away, take-aways, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters
"I come from a large family but they've all been eaten."
Doug has another one of his flying dreams.
"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"
Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
"It's not you – it's my anaphylaxis."
Selection of warm nuts in pouch with addictive honey roasted vapor.
'Turn yourself in? Look lady, confess all you want - there is no law against eating peanuts.'
Tags:witch, witches, witchcraft, evil, evilness, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, monster, monsters, peanut, peanuts, kid, kids, missing, missing child, missing poster, missing posters, confession, confessions, confess, crimes, police, cop, cops, arrests, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Exit here if you don't care if you ever get back.
'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'
Another myth dispelled.
Tags:elephant, elephants, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, policeman, policemen, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, steal, steals, stolen, mug, mugshot, mugs, suspect, suspects, accusation, accusations, forget, forgetful, forgets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Oh, ho, ho—I've dealt with tougher nuts than you."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, nut, nuts, peanut, peanuts, food, tough nut, tough nuts, tough nut to crack, difficult
'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'
Table Of The Elephants
Tags:elements, element, science, scientist, scientists, chemistry, chemical, chemicals, biology, biological, physical science, physics, scientific, scientifically, peanut, peanuts, elephant, elephants, snack, snacks, table, tables, animal, animals, alternate, alternative, alternatives, version, versions
'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
Tags:peanut, peanuts, round of drinks, drinks round, drinks rounds, nut, nuts, bar nut, bar nuts, pub nut, pub nuts, freeloader, freeloaders, free-loader, free-loaders, freeloading, free-loading, drinks, drinks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, publican, publicans, freebie, freebies, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers
"We're ALL nuts my friend."
Tags:nut, nuts, pyschologist, psychologists, therapist, therapists, therapy, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, feel, feels, feelings, confide, confides, confiding, crazy, mad, insane, specie, species, food, snack, snacks, snacking, peanut, peanuts, shell, shells, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, pun, puns
"Complete the Nelson deal without delay or complication and this peanut is yours."
Will work for peanuts
Why Elephants Go Crazy
'I love peanuts!'
Healthy Gingerbread House
Tags:gingerbread house, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, witch, witches, gingerbread houses, gluten free, trans fat, peanut, peanuts, fructose, corn syrup, gluten free, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, nut allergy, nut allergies, health food, health foods, free from, hansel, gretel
'I don't care if you have brought peanuts...you can't feed the MPs...'