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'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'
'I wish I could tell her how I feel about her, but the only words I know are 'eat', 'rock', 'water', and 'hit'.'
"The president has been commended for explaining his policies in a way that a six-year-old can understand and then criticized by everybody above that age who have no idea what he's talking about."
"I wonder where this train is going?"
'I'm pretty sure 'hit me' is all he can say. I don't think he really wants another card.'
'No, she's not nagging me: She tends to repeat herself, that's all...'