Siamese Cartoons and Comics

'that's what she said.'

'Hey, maybe you need to work on your writing goodlymoreshun.'

'He turned down an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of my new company.'

'But I wrote them all down.'

'Two idiots don't make a good gift!'

'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Pardon?'

'This is Astral Bob. He reads horoscopes.'

'True, I win, right.'

'You've never has sun-dried toad?'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Are you smelliotic, then?'

'Can I read you the poem I wrote?'

'Hello?'

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

'Pfff. Amateurs.'

'Morning, Rob.'

'Just read my new book and then you tell me if I am a genius.'

'well...I don't think I want to invest in Napworks,sorry.'