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"Generally speaking, the separation of Siamese twins is a difficult and hazardous operation. Your case is an exception, however, since you are only joined at the shoelace."
'Just the same, I KNOW it was the vaccine you gave her.'
'Two idiots don't make a good gift!'
'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'
'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'
'Hey, maybe you need to work on your writing goodlymoreshun.'
'But I wrote them all down.'
'that's what she said.'
'He turned down an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of my new company.'
'This is Astral Bob. He reads horoscopes.'
'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'
'You've never has sun-dried toad?'
'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'
'True, I win, right.'
'I can hold a match to his notebook.'
'Can I read you the poem I wrote?'
'Are you smelliotic, then?'
'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'
'But it's his birthday and he wanted it!'
'Why are you looking at me funny?'
'There's no such thing as a winning lottery ticket, it's all a hoax.'