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Malpractice makes perfect.
'We're still refining our jury selection process.'
'As you're a lawyer could you tell me how to sue a dating website for false representation.'
'My client suffered injuries because you failed to put a warning label on your new invention saying 'fire may be hot'!'
"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"
'I warned you that if you didn't leave you'd be hearing from my attorneys.'
"Legal action is useless. All our stories are complete rubbish!"
'He's telling the truth, coach. It's a restraining order. You can't approach within 90 feet of the mound.'
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'These are legal documents to dissolve our double-play combo...'
'Remember, Son - You're never too young to litigate.'
'It says the best things in life are for free. Find the producers of these things and sue them because of unfair competition.'
'The young people of today don't know what it's like... I had to SUE for every penny I've gotten.'
'Ladies and gentlemen... let's not quibble, when we can sue.'
In case of emergency law suit - break glass.
'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'
'It cost the taxpayers over $100,000 but we finally got the $86.40 that the guy owed.'
'I sue DEAD people.'
'It's much more succinct than Cranwood, Dunleavy, Markbrite and Norcross.'
'I'm not going to the Lawyer's Convention this year. I went last year and ended up getting sued 3 times!'
'All those in favor of NOT running our little venture through legal...'
'STOP!.. or I'll SUE'
'Ladies and gentlemen, we fought the good fight.. now let's sue.'
'Of course I'm nervous.. you have your attorney with you.'
'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'
Suees and Sueers