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"I dread to think what would happen if it fell into the hands of an unscrupulous person."
"Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with saline."
'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'
'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'
'Maybe something a little less potent.'
'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'
"H&S have a few concerns. They need you to put rubber tips on your arrows and replace the angel tears in your love potion with saline."
"Mmm, sweetheart. . . is that eau de spoiled meat? Delicious..."