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"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."
Tags:history, myths, health, fitness, rotator cuff, rotator cuffs, injury, injuries, repetitive stress, throwing arm, throwing arms, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dl, disabled list, disabled lists, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, mankoff
"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."
Deus ex Caffeina
Tags:coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeine hit, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee addiction, coffee addictions, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, deus ex machina, greek, greeks, ancient greeks, tragedy, tragedies, greek god, greek gods, plot device, plot devices, solution, solutions, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless situation, hopeless situations
Atlas Remembers Leg Day
"You're thinking of Zeus—he throws the lightning bolts."
Tags:god, gods, greek god, greek gods, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, greek mythology, mythology, pagan belief, pagan beliefs, pagan, pagans, zeuz, god of lightning, lightning god, shovel, shovels, throwing dirt, mistake, mistaken, celebrity, celebrities, look alike, look alikes, look-alike, look-alikes, mount olympus, god of thunder, thunder god
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
Tags:new york, ny, urban, city, cities, constellation, constellations, star, stars, space, outer space, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, astrology, astrologist, astrologists, science, zeus, greek, greek god, greek gods, greek mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, history, historical, heaven, heavens, death, dead, borough, boroughs, five boroughs, manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx, staten island, map, maps, outline, outlines, new, modern, modern life
Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.
The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
Tags:zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, olympian, olympians, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dare, dares, daring, challenge, challenges, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, bar, bartender, bartenders, bartending, dart, dart game, dart games, bar game, bar games, drinking game, drinking games
Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
Tags:heart disease, zeus, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, greek myth, greek mythology, statistics, hit by a bolt of lightning, stat, stats, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely events, heart attack, heart attacks, heart disease, aim, aims, aiming, bad aim, poor aim, mock, mocks, mocking, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, disrespectful, throw, throws, throwing, bad shot, bad shots
"What an absurd concept. Remove it!"
Tags:greek god, greek gods, greek architecture, classical order, order of columns, classic architecture, greek architecture, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek mythology, totem pole, totem poles, stone mason, stone masons, column, columns, disappointment, disappointments, hierarchy, hierarchies, hierarchical structure, hierarchical structure, hierarchy of gods
After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
Tags:roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate culture
"You've got to admit it, Achilles has had a bloody awful season."
We don't have any vacancies for people to 'pierce the heart of a virtuous maid with the arrow of desire'...have you thought of about working in a call center?
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
Tags:apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, flat, flats, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, absurd, absurdity, absurdities, bad omen, bad omens, struck by lightning, worry, worries, worrying, concern, concerns, concerned
Charon rowing a boat of turkeys to their deaths.
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, thanksgiving day, national holiday, nation holidays, underworld, the underworld, charon, greek god, greek gods, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, kharon, souls of the deceased, demon, demons, afterlife, the afterlife, judgement day
Atlas at Home
The next great calamity.
"No matter how, well I throw I'll never get out of Joe Montana's shadow."
Tags:zeus, thunder god, king of the gods, thunder and lightning, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, greek god, greek gods, greek myth, greek mythology, football, football player, football players, american football, quarterback, quarterbacks, throw, throwing, shadow, shadows, living in a shadow
"This is all your fault, Zeus."
"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"