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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."
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Atlas holding up the Earth.
The Home Birth of Venus
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"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."
"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."
Deus ex Caffeina
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Atlas Remembers Leg Day
"I found them."
"You're thinking of Zeus—he throws the lightning bolts."
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"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
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Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'
Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.
The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
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"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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'Lift with your knees not your back.'
"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drunk, alcohol, word play, gods, greek, greek gods, greek goddess, greek goddesses, neptune, olympian gods, olympian god, greek mythology, myth, myths, norse, norsemen, early start, early morning, mortal, mortality, immortal, immortality, businessman, unemployed, mortals, immortals, legend, legends, mercury
"What an absurd concept. Remove it!"
Tags:greek god, greek gods, greek architecture, classical order, order of columns, classic architecture, greek architecture, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek mythology, totem pole, totem poles, stone mason, stone masons, column, columns, disappointment, disappointments, hierarchy, hierarchies, hierarchical structure, hierarchical structure, hierarchy of gods
After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.
Major credibility problems on Mount Olympus.
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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"You've got to admit it, Achilles has had a bloody awful season."