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"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"
"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."
"You had good intentions. Let's find you a nice job paving roads."
Save Thy Soul - Save Our Historical Landmarks - Save Water
"I truly believe in our cause, but after seeing these shirts I think our group should consider a name change. Just saying."
"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."
"Sure, I'll pitch in. As long as it's for a good cause." Do-gooders in Hell
"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."
"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."
"Ive been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group, some zoologists..."
"I'm so glad I'm not as judgemental as those self-righteous, pig headed do-gooders I have to work with."
"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."
"Take me to Joanna Lumley."
'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'
Devils Heads As Trophies
"I think all these pro bono cases have gone to his head."