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'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'
"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"
"I tried to plea-bargain it down to a lecture, but it didn't work this time."
"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."
'What it all boils down to is that I'm being punished for being a member of the human race!'
'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'
Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'
'They didn't get him for stock manipulation, but they did nail him for spitball throwing.'
'When you're a little old lady living with me, you'll be seeing a lot of this corner!'
"Don't mind me..."