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Superhero in need of an eye test.
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eyesight, farsighted, farsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, nearsighted, nearsightedness, short sighted, long sighted, eye test, eye tests, optician, opticians, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, accident, accidents, unprofessional, eye doctor, eye doctors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes"Phil!"
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desert, deserts, lost in the desert, cactus, cacti, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, disappointment, disappointments, abandoned, dehydration, alone, calling for help, friends, greeting, greetings, going mad, isolated, isolated, cliche, cliches, hopeless, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight"Bad dog."
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cat, cats, bad dog, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, mistake, mistakes, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, cats and dogs, cat and dog, pet, pets, confused, confusion, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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chicken, chickens, why did the chicken cross the road, cliche, cliches, crossing the road, the big questions, important question, important questions, q and a, answer, answers, small print, the small print, squinting, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, trap, traps, trick, tricks, curiosityMan crouches over to read plaque.
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statue, statues, plaque, plaques, imitation, crouch, crouching, bending over, bending down, art imitates life, visual gag, visual gags, visual humor, visual humour, inconvenient, inconvenience, sculpture, sculptures, honor, honors, honours, small print, squint, squinting, short sighted, nearsighted, short sightedness, nearsightedness"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"
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glasses, lost glasses, losing your glasses, spectacles, losing your spectacles, giant, giants, monster, monsters, short sighted, long sighted, farsighted, nearsighted, farsightedness, nearsightedness, short-sighted, far-sighted, destruction, blindness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, failing eyesight'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- the school nurse says I'm nearsighted from sitting in the corner all the time!'
"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"
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optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, opthalmologists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eyesight, glasses, denial, in denial, legally blind, male pride, poor eyesight, spectacles, eye test, blind, sight, vision, shortsighted, nearsighted, doctor, doctors, corrective lenses, eye, vision'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'
"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"
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shortsighted, myopia, mypopic, nearsighted, near-sighted, nearsightedness, vicar, priest, church service, wedding, funeral, mourners, congregation, spectacles, glasses, faux pas, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, weddings, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, embarrassing mistake, embarrassing mistakesChristmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.
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seasonal, christmas, xmas, presents, christian, nativity scene, religious, jesus, christ, god, christianity, stable, gospel, story, sheep, livestock, wise, king, kings, optometry, optometrist, nearsighted, farsighted, vision, glasses, spectacles, three kings, wise men, bethlehemChristmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.
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three kings, christmas, xmas, presents, christian, religion, religious, jesus, christ, god, christianity, stable, gospel, story, sheep, livestock, wise, king, kings, optometry, optometrist, nearsighted, farsighted, vision, glasses, spectacles, nativity scene, wise men, bethlehem"Dude, I think I'm nearsighted...this definitely is going to make my job a lot harder!"
'Make sure they fit straight!'
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doctor, optometry, optician, opticians, doctors, eye doctors, eye, eyes, glasses, prescription, spectacles, contacts, lens, lenses, see, seeing, chart, vision, patient, cosmetic, reading, specs, protection, sunglasses, optical, optics, magnifying, glass, corrective, nearsighted'Make sure they fit straight'
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doctor, optometry, optician, opticians, doctors, eye doctors, eye, eyes, glasses, prescription, spectacles, contacts, lens, lenses, see, seeing, chart, vision, patient, cosmetic, reading, specs, protection, sunglasses, optical, optics, magnifying, glass, corrective, nearsighted'It looks like your mom haven't found her prescription glasses yet...'
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spectacles, glasses, eyesight, prescription glasses, blind, blindness, farsighted, nearsighted, dinner, chicken, roasted chicken, rubber toy, toys, toy, rubber chicken, pets, dog, dogs, pet, cooking, mother, mothers, motherhood, mix-up, mix-ups, pet, family dinner, sight problems'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'
'I was taking my usual nap at the laundromat, and a nearsighted woman washed me!'
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panhandle, panhandlers, laudromats, laundrette, laundrettes, washes, clean, personal hygiene, begs, beggers, beggar, beggars, panhandler, beg, beggar, job, tramp, tramps, bum, bums, nap, sleep, sleeping, slept, laundromat, nearsighted, woman, washed, wash, washing, wet, soap