Nearsighted Cartoons and Comics

Superhero in need of an eye test.

"Phil!"

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"Hey, four eyes!"

"Bad dog."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Man crouches over to read plaque.

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- the school nurse says I'm nearsighted from sitting in the corner all the time!'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

"You're still refusing to see the optician."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Eye exam

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'It looks like your mom haven't found her prescription glasses yet...'

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

'Myopia in Ethiopia.'

'I was taking my usual nap at the laundromat, and a nearsighted woman washed me!'

"Damn. I dropped my contact lens, and now I can't see that mirage."