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"Don't make me come down there!"
Tags:god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sins, sinning, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads
'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
Tags:pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, too much
"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
Tags:jew, jews, jewish, catholic, catholics, catholicism, mixed family, mixed families, kid, kids, children, religious family, religious families, ideology, ideologies, differing ideology, differing ideologies, raised by wolves, wolf, wolves, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, interfaith, interfaith family, interfaith families, blended family, blended families, shpasik, jtoons
"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
Tags:babysitter, babysitters, instruction, instructions, brat, brats, bratty, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, behavior, behaviour, behavior problem, behavior problems, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, ominous, bad sign, bad signs, go out, goes out, going out, date night, date nights
"Just what do you think you're up to?"
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, garden, gardening, gardens, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaves, yard, yards, child, children, cat lady, sneak, sneaky, sneaks, cat-lady, cat-ladies, cat lover, cat-lovers, cat-lover, cat lovers, acting suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious, mischief, mischievous, suspicious behaviour
"Too much sugar."
"Hello, Sainsbury's? Do you sell dog food for very naughty puppies? No? Well, I certainly don't blame you. Thank you, Sainsbury's, and goodbye."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog person, dog people, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, puppy, puppies, naughty puppy, naughty puppies, troublemaker, troublemakers, disobedient, disobedience, misbehaved, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misconduct, unruly, tease, teasing, teases, teased, punish, punishes, punished, punish, punishing, guilt trip, guilt tripping, guilt tripped, guilty, guilt, feeling guilty, feels guilty, felt guilty, shops, shop, grocery shop, grocery shops, market, markets, dog food, dog foods, query, queries
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity
'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'
"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."
'C'mon, Lucy...we need to go out on a big, fun adventure...Which part of 'big fun adventure' don't you understand?'
'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'
"Don't worry, ma'm! Your little boy is peacefully in bed with his bear."
Tags:babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, sitter, sitters, tie up, ties up, tying up, brat, brats, bratty, kid, kids, ill-behaved, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaves, misbehaviour, misbehavior, disobedient, disobedience, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, peaceful, peacefully, abuse, abusive, bear, bears, teddy bear, teddy bears
'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'
"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"
'Didn't listen to my mother.'
Tags:listen, listens, listening, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, hire, hires, hiring, helper, helpers, helping, delude, deludes, deluded, child, son, sons, behave, behaves, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, behaving, learn, learns, learning opportunity, learning opportunities, handout, handouts, hire, hires, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving
'Don't you realize, Jason, that when you throw furniture out the window and tie your sister to a tree, you make Mommy and Daddy very sad?'
'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'
"You don't belong in the Bermudez family...unless you know how to control pain when you're pinched for acting up in church."