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"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."
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"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."
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A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept
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'Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?'
How to believe in yourself.
Man standing in front of a display of greeting cards labeled "Christmassy Cards".
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"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
'That's it Rudolph... a little to your left and we got it!'
'When Oxfam said to give a goat for Christmas I think they meant to a third world country,'
"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."
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"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"
"Now smile - this one's for our Christmas card."
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'I hate doing Christmas cards!'
'I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Santa Claus.'
Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.
"This year we're skipping the Christmas letter and going for a barrage of robocalls."
"We've been sent a policy on Christmas cards to make sure we don't cause undue offence."
"It says: 'Final notice. You will be dropped from our Christmas card list unless you send us one immediately."
"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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"Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?"
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'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'
Snowman has other fruit and veg as well as carrot: 'I'm making sure I get my five daily portions.'
Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'