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'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
Tags:new year, new years, resolutions, resolution, new years resolutions, new years resolution, new year resolution, new year resolutions, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, dog ate my homework, ate, eat, eaten, chew, chewed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfs, golfer, golfers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, ruminant, ruminants, cud, chew, chewing, chews, off putting, putting off, putt, putting, putts, putted, putter, putters, hole, holes, golf ball, chewing his cud, disgusting, sick, digestion, digesting, food, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, cannibal, cannibals, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
A traffic light says "WALK", then "CHEW GUM" , then "WALK" again, while the nearby pedestrians obey it.
'Just as I suspected... you don't chew your food enough.'
"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"
'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'
Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
Tags:chewing tobacco, tobacco, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, chew, chews, chewing, dip, dips, dipping, chaw, spit, spits, spitting, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, rbf, resting bitch face, hard to read, angry, anger, angers, emotion, emotions, emotional, placid, reassure, reassures, reassurance
"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."
Tags:bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, wildlife, urban, urban life, urban living, urban wildlife, urban birds, city bird, city birds, city life, city living, park, parks, central park, feed, feeding, bird feed, bird-feed, feed the birds, feeding the birds, park bench, bench, benches, chew, chewing, overweight, fat, fatter, eating, comfort eat, comfort eating, regurgitate, chew and spit, modern life, depressed, depression, rock bottom
"I see the world as a giant chew toy."
Tags:life philosophy, life philosophies, philosophy of life, philosophy on life, chew toy, chew toys, dog, dogs, pet toy, pet toys, dog toy, dog toys, carpe diem, seize the day, seizes the day, seizing the day, chew, chews, chewing, hobby, hobbies, favorite hobby, favorite hobbies, favourite hobby, favourite hobbies
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, destroy, destroying, ruin, ruining, damage, damaging, chew, chewing, ripping, destroyed, damaged, ruined, ripped, chewed, bad dog, bad dogs, scolding, telling off, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, reinvent, reinventing, reinvention, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-help, change, changing, life, life changes, psychology, mental health, turning over a new leaf, personal development, personal improvement, improving
Lighting a pack of Nicotene gum.
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."
Getting together to chew the fat.
'I have your school record and I couldn't help noticing that you chewed gum and were tardy and often disruptive in first grade.'
"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"
Tags:jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, break out, breaks out, breaking out, bar, bars, prison bars, chew, chews, chewing, free, frees, freeing, freedom, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, jailed, correctional facilities, corrections system, corrections systems, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, helper, helpers, bird, birds
"What did I tell you about chewing your food? Now stop that, and swallow it whole!"