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Tipping the I.R.S.
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'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'
'Now that's scary!'
To err is human and subject to penalty
"Philip has a marvellous tax man. He's just the weeniest bit crooked."
Tags:husband, husbands, gossip, gossips, gossiping, rich, the rich, aristocracy, aristocrats, tax, taxes, tax man, taxman, crook, crooked, fraud, fraudulent, deception, criminal, unlawful, teeny, teeniest, small, smallest, unworried, accept, accepting, acceptance, unconcerned, untroubled, uninvolved, whisper, whispers
'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'
'I'm sorry, but we no longer accept payment in US dollars.'
White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.
'I'm having trouble supporting a wife and a government on the same salary.'
'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'
Yes, they are all dependants."
Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'
'Thanks for the check; however, if it's made out to the 'infernal revenue service', it's considered a frivolous return.'
'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'
'A regulatory body is here to see you!'
Audited by the IRS.
Mistake with the IRS.
The government can't get by on what you're making.
"I see you made the check out to 'Infernal Revenue Service'. Do you know the penalty for a frivolous return?"
Tags:frivolous tax return, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, internal revenue services, irs, infernal revenue service, frivolous, frivolity, penalty, penalties, sense of humor, senses of humor, lack of humor, insult, insults, insulting, tax season, tax collector, tax collectors, tax man, tax men, taxman, taxmen
'New simple easy-to-use tax forms ... Leaves another taxpayer simple-minded.'
'Incredible deductions, Mr. Holmes.'
"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."
Tags:tax, paying tax, taxes, paying taxes, tax avoidance, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, white-collar crime, white collar crimes, white-collar crimes, white-collar criminal, white-collar criminals, hide profit, hide profits, hiding profit, hiding profits, tax dodge, tax dodging, tax dodger, tax dodgers, accountant, accounting, accountants, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business manager, corrupt, corruption, tax liability, hmrc, customs, irs, internal revenue service, revenue and customs, tax office, tax man, tax men, profit, profits
Man at IRS office. 'Somebody needs a hug.'
Tax Inspector Halloween Costume
Extremely short-staffed this year, the IRS turns to decoys to bolster the threat of an audit.