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"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."
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'Look, we don't want any trouble! All we ask is that you sign this release form in case you get hurt while you burglarize our house.'
"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."
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'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'
"Before you open it, could you just sign the waiver accepting that the firm bears no responsibility for guaranteeing that your retirement is in fact 'Happy'."
Due Diligence Man
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"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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"Every kid must sign the waiver. It's not about naughty or nice, it's about liability."
'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.'
"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"
"Next year No mistletoe!"
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'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'
"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."
'To show solidarity with the workforce, I've decided to waive your bonus.'
'I can't ask you about your age or any health issues. Our insurance provider does, however, require all new hires to sign a ‘Do Not Resuscitate' order.'
"Sign here, approving that we go to no heroic measures to keep your Facebook page going while you're recuperating."
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'Congratulations. You now have a permanent waiver from Obamacare.'
'Sorry to put you through all this paperwork but our lawyer said it was necessary for our legal protection when we yell obscenities as you walk by.'
"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed for."
'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'
"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space...then you guys can play tag."
'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'
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Computer Dating Service: "Some of our girls are a little aggressive, sir, so you'll have to sign this waiver."
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"You have to read these instructions, sign the waiver and have it notarized before I can fill this prescription."
'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'