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Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Vampires go to watch Von Helsing: The Fiend Who Comes at Dawn.
"I knew we'd get you sooner or later, Van Helsing!"
"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."
"Wait! First, his attorney."
'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'
'I'm sorry to wake you in the middle of the day, but we've been attacked by vampire hunters... stupid ones.'
'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'
'From his reaction I'd say he is either a vampire of an A.C.L.U attorney.'
Ernie Eubanks, Salesman Extraordinaire and Vampire Killer.
Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.
Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.
Vampire hunter with vampire heads hanging on his wall.
"Forget vampires! I'm worried about EBOLA!"