Waivers Cartoons and Comics

"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."

'Look, we don't want any trouble! All we ask is that you sign this release form in case you get hurt while you burglarize our house.'

Come to my party

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

"Before you open it, could you just sign the waiver accepting that the firm bears no responsibility for guaranteeing that your retirement is in fact 'Happy'."

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

Due Diligence Man

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

"Every kid must sign the waiver. It's not about naughty or nice, it's about liability."

'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.'

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

"Next year No mistletoe!"

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'To show solidarity with the workforce, I've decided to waive your bonus.'

"Sign here, approving that we go to no heroic measures to keep your Facebook page going while you're recuperating."

'Congratulations. You now have a permanent waiver from Obamacare.'

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed for."

'Sorry to put you through all this paperwork but our lawyer said it was necessary for our legal protection when we yell obscenities as you walk by.'

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space...then you guys can play tag."

Computer Dating Service: "Some of our girls are a little aggressive, sir, so you'll have to sign this waiver."

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"You have to read these instructions, sign the waiver and have it notarized before I can fill this prescription."

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'