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"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."
"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."
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"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."
"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, honey, nickname, nicknames, flirting, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, picking up, flattery, flattering, hoping, don't get your hopes up, unromantic, friendzoned, friendzone
"I'm sure there are thousands of men I could be just as happy with, Greg, but I'm with you!"
Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"
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"Sorry, Claudia, I don't hug any more."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, coming home, returning home, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, hug, hugs, hugging, embrace, embraces, embracing, unromantic, physical contact
"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."
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"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."
"A year nowhere near Provence."
"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"
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"Darling, let's get divorced."
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"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
The M.R.I. of Love
"I'll never forget you...Heather, was it?"
"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."
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"Is that you again?"
"OK, let's go to contract."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, marriage proposal, marriage proposals, proposal, proposals, proposing, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, dating, love, unromantic, pre-nup, pre-nups, prenuptial agreement, prenuptial agreements, contract, contracts, agreement, agreements, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, marriage certificate, marriage certificates, legal, business
Tags:park, parks, picnic, picnics, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, partner, partners, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, romance, romantic, unromantic, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, cloud, clouds, cloud watching, cloud gazing, pointless, meaningless, nature, outdoors, ignoring, millennial, millennials, modern life
'Let's not play hard to get. We both know it's a buyer's market.'
"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."
Tags:lazy, laziness, swan, swans, bird, birds, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, commitment, commitments, mate, mates, mating ritual, mating rituals, lifelong, lifelong romance, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, unromantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple
"I can't help think of the lyrics to that old song: 'I want to sex you up.'"
Tags:boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, romance, romantic, romantic, unromantic, crass, song lyrics, attraction, sexual attraction, unsubtle, picnic, picnic, romantic picnic, romantic picnics, romantic cliche, romantic cliches, forward, ear worm, ear worms, one track mind, date, dates, falling in love
"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."
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"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."