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"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."
"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."
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"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."
"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"
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"I'm sure there are thousands of men I could be just as happy with, Greg, but I'm with you!"
Tunnel of Love
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"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"
"Your ordering in French would have been more romantic if you didn't have to read it off your phone."
Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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"Sorry, Claudia, I don't hug any more."
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"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, eggs, egg, reproduction, fertilisation, fertilization, couple, couples, having kids, having children, science, biology, relationship, relationships, romance, romantic, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, married life, females, male, males, men, man, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"Will you marry me for a few years?"
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"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."
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"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."
"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"
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"A year nowhere near Provence."
"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"
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"Darling, let's get divorced."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, timing, bad timing, no warning, out of the blue, sudden, unexpected, date night, date nights, unromantic
"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
"I'm a busy man, Melissa. Will you or won't you be my valentine."
"Mark Zuckerberg would have known the colour of my eyes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married couple, argument, arguments, husband, husbands, wife, wives, unobservant, forgetful, unromantic, romance, lack of romance, social media, data, personal data, hoarding data, collecting data, data collection, privacy, internet privacy, surveillance, surveillance culture
The M.R.I. of Love