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Alcoholic Ventriloquist

"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'

"Surely you can't hold me responsible for what others might say."

"O.K. Keep him talking."

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"

Cat ventriloquist.

'I knew you were going to say that.'

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Ventriloquists dummy

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Dentriloquist: 'This won't hurt a bit!'

Ventriloquist shocked to find dummy has relieved himself on his knee

"Got to remember to dry clean my tuxedo."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Millennial Puppet