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'McWit never could build anything level.'
Melvin K. Smith: Born, Dec. 14, 1940. The other shoe finally dropped, March 2, 2012.
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Your Name Here
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My Other Gravestone's Marble
Trump Mausoleum: I Told You I'd Build My Wall!
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Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'
George Upton...who burned the candle at both ends.
In a grave yard one tombstone says, 'Buried Cable.'
Tomb of the unknown lab rat.
Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.
Epitaph - 'Is that all you got?'
Pencil Funeral: "I always thought he was kind sketchy."
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Beloved husband, father and civic leader, but obviously not loved enough to have my ashes shot into space, as I specifically requested.
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To find out exactly what I thought of everyone I knew, go to: www.brutallyhonest.com.
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In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018
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