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"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."
"I suggest that we grab a bite first."
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"It's the hottest since records began."
"At least you have something to look back on. Mine were all sins of omission."
Nickel-and-dimed to death.
"No, it's not going to be O.K."
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"I love shark week."
"You're never going to be happy if your only definition of success is Heaven."
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"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"Well, if it isn't Douglas Whitson of 'I promise I'll get right back to you' fame."
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'Go ahead and get a lawyer, but where do you think you'll find one around here?'
"There'll be some opportunities to get into management."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishment, punishments, sinner, sinners, demon, demons, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, eternal damnation, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, career ladder, the career ladders, climbing the ladder, management, management roles
A damned man begs for change at the gates of heaven.
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"Let's watch the eternal damnation channel."
"So THIS is being dammed."
The Snowman of Eternal Damnation
Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999
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"A nice touch, don't you think? Your very own personal Wall of Lies!"
Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill
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"Just in case ... "
The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!
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'Gee, you'd think all that tithing would count for something.'
'I think it's most likely a situational depression.'
'I know there's no sunshine down here, but I bet we still get good vitamin D from the flames.'