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"Are you kidding? I'd kill to have your warts."
"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, dying, dead, complement, complements, attractiveness, attractive people, attractive person, attractive women, attractive women, drop dead, dropped dead, dropped dead, drop dead gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, beauty standards, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, life story, life stories, attraction, beauty, beautiful woman, beautiful women
"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"
Tags:magic mirror, magic mirrors, fairytale, fairytales, sno white, whos the fairest, fairest, beauty, beauty standards, female beauty standards, gender stereotype, negative gender stereotypes, physics, physicist, physicists, science, scientist, scientists, unified theory of physics, wrong answer, ignoring the question, ignore the question
"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, werewolf, werewolves, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, full moon, the full moon, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, mythical creature, mythical creatures, transformation, transformations, beauty standards, social expectation, socail expectations, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, different perspective, different perspectives, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
Tags:cinderella, ugly stepsister, ugly stepsisters, fairy tales, fairytales, fairytale, childrens story, childrens stories, stepsister, stepsisters, step sister, step sisters, blended family, blended families, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, beautiful, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, beauty standard, beauty standards
"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"
Tags:beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty spa, beauty spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, spa, spas, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdresser, hairdressers, ugly, ugliness, self-esteem, self esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, low self-esteem, comparison, comparisons, beauty standard, beauty standards, standards of beauty, unflattering comparison, unflattering comparisons
"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"
Tags:fabulous, feeling, feelings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, unattractive, fabulous, sarcasm, out-of-place, stick out, sticking out, sore thumb, stand out, stands out, standing out, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, good looking, average looking, hollywood, unrealistic, beauty, beauty standard, beauty standards, exclude, excludes, exclusion, excluding, hipster, hipsters, middle age, middle-aged, average-looking
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, counting your blessings, counting carbs, counting calories, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, slimming down, losing weight, watching weight, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, carbohydrate, counting, wish, wishes, wishing, desire, desires, beauty, beauty standards, health, self-confidence, self-esteem, body image
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
Tags:resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards
Too Skinny, Too Fat
"You have a wonderful body."
The abominable snow-woman
Tags:abominable snowman, abominable monster, woman, women, beauty standards, unrealistic beauty standards, self deprecating, self deprecate, putting yourself down, low self-esteem, self-esteem, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic standards, self doubt, self doubting, internalised sexism, internalised misogyny, women, woman
"Does my body make me look fat?"
"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."
Tags:fashion, style, fashion designer, fashion designers, designer, designers, eccentric, consumerism, beauty, beauty standards, fashion trends, fashion statement, fashion statements, trend, trend, trendy, clothes, clothing, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, designing, toy, toys, toy plane, toy planes, model plane, model planes, vanity, vain, ego, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pompous, self-important, modern fashion, psychology, modern life
"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."
Tags:mouse, mice, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, scientist, scientists, animal experimentation, experimenting on animals, experiment, science experiment, experiments, science experiments, lab, labs, lab work, baldness, bald, bald man, cure for baldness, hair growth, hair, beauty standards, male beauty standards
The Book of Millie
Tags:book, books, religious text, religious texts, bible, bibles, sacred text, sacred texts, god, gods, lord, faith, faithful, weightloss, lossing weight, weight, body image, body images, low self-esteem, bad self-esteem, beauty standard, beauty standards, harmful beauty standard, harmful beauty standards, fat, thin, diet industry
"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."
Tags:beauty standards, gender issues, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, skinny, skinny woman, skinny women, calorie counting, watching you weight, boyish figure, modern expectation, modern expectations, temptations, pastry, pastries, bakery, bakeries, female beauty, female beauty standards, self control, self denial
"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you
Tags:plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, nose job, nose jobs, rhinoplasty, dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, going to the dentist, gum, gums, compliment, complimenting, compliments, beauty, beauty standards, medical, medicine
"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, personal appearance, worry, worries, worried, worrying, anxious, anxiety, beauty, beauty standards, man, men
"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, hair, hair loss, alopecia, bald, balding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, recovery, recovered, solution, solutions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, glue, paste, adhesive, questionable, beauty, beauty standards
"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
Tags:weight loss, losing weight, diet, diets, dieting, beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, perfume, perfumes, desperate, desperation, wishful thinking, perfume shop, perfume shops, fragrance, fragrances, self indulgence, self indulgent, self-indulgence, self-indulgent