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'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'
"What's wtih the ladder? Is it a stairway to heaven?"
"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."
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"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, technology, computers, sports, athletes, athletics, ai, artificial intelligence, robots, machine learning, tournament brackets, march tournament, college basketball
'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'
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'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'
Tags:data analytics, big data, big-data, performance analytics, performance data, predictive analytics, predictive data, cloud data, software, algorithms, business intelligence, business decisions, sports data, sports decisions, statistics, moneyball, technology, computers, kids, children, sports, playground, athletes, athletics
'....My digital assistant reminded me to stock up on beer and nachos.'
Tags:data, digital assistants, artificial intelligence, ai, cloud data, cloud computing, access, online assistant, sas, software as a service, cloud tech, technology, computers, smartphones, secretary, secretaries, big-data, big data, analytics, predictive analytics, prediction software, efficiency, planning, software, game day, big game, remote batteries, sports, basketball, baseball, football, soccer, pastimes, leisure, food, snacks, leisure time, time off, gadget, gadgets
'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."
Tags:algorithm, data, big data, big-data, data science, data scientists, data analytics, automation, job loss, deep learning, artificial intelligence, technology, computers, cloud data, beggar, beggars, panhandlers, manufacturing, jobs, jobless, unemployment, employment, downsized, downsizing, job security, workplace, job anxiety
"It's pretty convenient being stored here in the cloud with my files."
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"Mom, which cloud has all our stuff in it?"
"When you die, you go up to heaven, and there you're reunited with your data in the cloud."
"That's some big data!"
'Do you offer cloud storage?'
"You want romance? Hold on, I think I have some stored in the cloud."
Tags:romance, romances, romantic, romantics, cloud, cloud network, cloud networks, cloud data, data storage, data network, data networks, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, love life, love-life, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds
"All the celestial knowledge is stored in a cloud somewhere."
Tags:celestial knowledge, infinity, god, angels, angel, celestial beings, stored in a cloud, cloud, the cloud, cloud network, cloud data, cloud networks, it, data, tech, technology, cyberspace, computers, computer, computer data, computer information, heaven, heavens, heavenly beings, cherubim, faith
"What happens to all the files in the cloud if it rains?"
"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."
'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'