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'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'
"Pop-Pop's in the Cloud now, sweetheart."
Tags:heaven, death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, modern life, life lessons, life lesson, technology, the cloud, cloud, clouds, family, families, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, grandpa, grandpas, grandparent, grandparents, pop, pops
"Well, Rachel... I suppose you could say that Moses downloaded the commandments from the cloud."
'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
Tags:it dept, computers, information technology, hacking, data security, data hacking, data hacks, internet security, internet infrastructure, the cloud, business intelligence, data, consumer data, personal data, personal privacy, business, meetings, meeting room, war room, executives, ceo, boss, bosses, executive decisions, networks, network security
"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."
Tags:dogs, pets, pet, dog, dog owner, dog owners, luddite, luddites, technological advances, technical advances, dog bones, burying bones, bury bones, hiding bones, the cloud, computer cloud, data storage, cloud storage, cloud computing, cloud computers, data management, data processing, information tech, information technology, network computers, network computing, data network, telecommunications, old fashioned, old-fashioned
"We're not laying you off, Wilson, but we are going to store you in the cloud for a bit."
"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"
Tags:diagnostic imaging, cat scan, mri, ct scan, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, xrays, medical office, medical staff, doctors, data storage, cloud.clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, the cloud, cloud storage, data network, data networks, sense of humour, sense of humor, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, radiologist, radiologists, nurse
Tags:cloud spotting, cloud-spotting, cloud watching, cloud-watching, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, cloud network, cloud networks, cloud networking, the cloud, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, screen addictions, cloud formation, cloud formations, file, files, screen time, screen-time, screentime
'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'
Tags:network, networks, computer network, computer networks, virtualization, network virtualization, network hardware, computer hardware, software, computer software, cloud, the cloud, cloud tech, cloud storage, network storage, virtual tech, obsolete, old-fashioned, upgrade, upgrades, old fashioned, technological advances, office furniture, recycle, recycling, recycles, recycled
Empty Telco Hardware Room
Tags:telecom, telco, telecommunicationsnetwork, networks, virtual network, virtual networks, the cloud, cloud, cloud network, cloud storage, network storage, hardware, software, storage room, server, servers, virtual server, virtual servers, computer, computers, computer servers, cloud computing, cloud computers, technological advances, technological advancements, obsolete, upgrades, upgrading, old fashioned, old-fashioned
"You have to go - we're storing old web sites here now."
Tags:cloud, clouds, the cloud, cloud computing, heaven, god, angel, technology, technologies, store, storage, computer, computers, website, websites, saved, save, backing up, back up, memory, document, documents, data store, data storage, i.t., tech support, clear out, clears out, clearing out, evicted, eviction, evictions, overcrowding, overcrowded
'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'
'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'
"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."
"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"
'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'
Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.
"No, no, sweetie. Daddy harvests people's information from another cloud."
Tags:daughters, daughter, dads, dad, fathers, father, cloud, cloud, computers, computer, information, personal information, harvesting, harvest, job, jobs, the cloud, data, cloud storage, storage, data storage, technology, data analyst, data analysts, data collection, data mining, data extraction, cloud spotting, cloud spotter, cloud spotters, cloud-spotter, cloud-spotters, cloud-spotting, privacy law, privacy laws
Cloud Storage. Clown Storage
"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."
Tags:entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, cloud network, cloud networks, cloud, the cloud, millionaire, millionaires, tech entrepreneur, tech entrepreneurs, corporate environment, consultant, consultants, tech consultant, tech consultants, tech consultancy, consultancy fee, consultancy fees
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
Tags:boss, bosses, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, figureheads, a.i., machine learning, corporate culture, ceo, president, leader, business, corporation, corporate, figurehead, algorithm, digital, computer, computerization, ai, artificial intelligence, automation, cloud, the cloud, data, cyberspace, tech, technology