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Los Alamos Hard Drives
'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'
'I want the same memory cleaner that grandpa has.'
The six stages of hard drive death and dying.
'Torrential rains were bad enough when it was just pouring water, but now that people store data in the clouds, it's even worse.'
'You can store everything in a flash drive just like this. It's your whole life flashed before your eyes.'
Jeff's new computer came with the wrong kind of ram.
'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'
"Then the hard drive says to the floppy, 110010001110011..."
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
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'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'
'The developers of these whitening strips can't explain it, but their only side effects are that they cause your hard drive to crash.'
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
The developers of this drug can't explain it, but its only side effect is that it causes your hard drive to crash.
"I'm making sure my hard drive's car of any data."
"This computer has a fast modem, latest pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband net connections. Only one problem, slow pointer fingers."
He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.
'I store all my data in the cloud.'
'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'
"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."
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"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."
'I want you to know that even if you pass away, I'll keep your hard drive forever.'