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"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
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'The campfire's down and I can't send any messages. Call IT.'
"Sometimes I don't think that his micro processor is fully functional."
'We need to upgrade our tech help from my 12 year old nephew.'
'We need someone in here, like now.'
"The IT budget wouldn't run to a laptop."
"Your pigment is out of toner."
"What's wtih the ladder? Is it a stairway to heaven?"
"That's Bill, from tech support."
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"These cuts to the IT budget have been brutal, huh?"
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How to beat a computer
'We want people to see the human side of IT.'
'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'
"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."
"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."
Grog was the best IT man in the business.
"Erwin's love for computer software is only matched by his love for nature."
"After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology."
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"Since you want to work in our tech dept., you can start off by deleting these files from my personal, offline file."
"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."
"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"
"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"
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IT department/Cup of T department.
"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"
'I'm going to retrieve my lunch, access a cup of coffee, and remain off-line for an hour. In other words, if someone calls I'm out to lunch.'