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'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'
'How do you become a day trading millionaire? Easy, just start out as a day trading billionaire.'
"Then I thought, hey great, if I become a day trader I can work at home in my underwear."
'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'
I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.
'He gets the electric chair tomorrow and his last request is to learn day trading.'
'Excuse me, 'Mr. Daytrader', but I have a recommendation for you: The symbol is J-O-B.'
'Was Benedict Arnold just a plain old traitor, or was he a day traitor, like you, dad?'
'What do you mean, I'm not ahead? My account's been open for over five minutes.'
'The Dow is down? How about on the west coast?'
'Yeah, I bought it with the profits I made from day trading - ran me $150,000 per pound.'
'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'
'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'
'Let me guess; another stock that was easy to buy at 44, but difficult at 5.'