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"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."
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"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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The Shop-at-Home Channel's Lowest-rated Show:The Insurance Hour.
"It's 4 A.M.—maybe you'd sleep better if you bought some crap!"
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Please stay tuned. The world has temporarily gone insane.
"I see rain in the near future. And for your full forecast, call me now and for ninety-nine cents a minute I'll tell you."
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Death watches late night teeth infomercial.
'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'
"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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"But wait, there's more."
"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."
"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"
"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."
"You can't do infomercials until you've paid your dues by being a has-been first."
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'I can't think of the brand name, but it's the one that has those disgusting TV commercials.'
'Never, Ever...be fooled by tv infomercials.'
'That was the longest infomercial I've ever seen.'
"Look, an infomercial."
"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."
'Now you have to listen to an infomercial on global warming before hearing ocean sounds...'
'Stop watching all those rags to riches infomercials. You've caught the investment bug.'
"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"
"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."