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Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat lady, crazy cat lady, crazy cat people, cat person, cat people, cat carrier, luxury, luxuries, cat got the cream, luxurious, luxuriously, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic pets, love, loving, owner, pet owner, owners, role, roles, switched, switching, role switching, love, loves, loving, treat, special treatment
"Yes, I came back. I always come back."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, abandonment, abandonment issues, anxiety, home alone, owner, relationship, relationships, positive relationships, coming home, homecoming, home coming, welcome home, emotional reunion, reunion, reunited, reunite, reuniting, back together, together, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, man's best friend
'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'
Tags:cat, cats, cat lady, cat owner, cat ownership, beg, begging, fuss, fussy, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, house cat, house cats, indoor cat, indoor cats, lap cat, lap cats, food, foodie, frustration, frustrating, frustrates, homeless, home, fat cat, hobo, hobos, domestic, domestic pet, domestic cat, pet, pets
Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, duck, duck hunting, hunter, hunting, game hunting, dog, dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, domestic pet, domestic pets, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, fine dining, food, foods, fresh food, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waitstaff, service, good service, champagne, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, unexpected, man's best friend, mans best friend, rifle, rifles, masculine, pets, pet
An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
Tags:alligator, alligators, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, dog park, dogs, dog, animals, animal, domestic, domesticated, domestic pet, pets, pet, dog parks, exotic, exotic animal, shady, threat, threatening, tense, tension, visual, visual gag, visual gags, sight gag, sight gags, predator, predators, prey
"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
Tags:lazy, laziness, pet, pets, pampered, pamper, pampered pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, stagnate, stagnant, easy life, slow, slow life, slow ride, moving, move, moves, moving on, time, times, passing time, lap cat, sleeping cat, direction, directions, house cat, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic animals, animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
Tags:merry christmas, christmas, happy christmas, happy holidays, happy new year, merry, season's greetings, mistletoe, mice, mouse, vermin, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, cat, cats, mouser, house cat, house mouse, mouse hole, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, decoration, decorations, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, domestic pet, kiss, kissing, eat, eating, trick, tricked, tricking, trickery
"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"
Tags:pet, pets, animals, domestic pet, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kittens, competitive, competition, pet pageant, pageant, conspiracy, conspire, conspiring, evil cat, cat life, entry, application, cat show, cat shows, house cat, fat cat, spoiled cat, spoiled, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, pranking
BEWARE OF DOG
Tags:phantom, phantom of the opera, theater, theatre, theatrics, theatrical, play, plays, stage, musical, musicals, acting, actor, actor prepares, gothic, goth, tragic, tragedy, mysterious, mysterychurch organ, organ, music, musician, unlikely, unexpected, dog, dogs, secret life, pet, pets, domestic pet, beware of dog, keep out, beware, privacy, private
More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
Tags:dog, dogs, villain, villains, threat, threaten, threatened, murder, murderous, scare, scared, scary, pet, pets, bad dog, bad dogs, horseback, horse back, viking, cavalry, charge, charger, fence, fences, keep out, sign, signage, warning, warned, warn, warnings, signs, domestic pet, play on words, word play, cossacks.cosack, beware of the dog, the wild hunt
“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, cat lady, cat lover, cat lovers, crazy cat lady, cat ladies, cat name, cat names, cat family, cat families, cat husband, cat wife, married life, marriage, married, pets as children, apartment, small apartment, apartment life, small apartment life, overrun, obsession, obsessed, too many cats
"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
Tags:air strike, air strikes, drone strike, air force, drone, drones, air-strike, air-strikes, drone-strikes, militaries, military, army, armies, violent, violence, calling it in, call it in, general, generals, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, modern warfare, war, warfare, modern war, modern life, technology, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodies, parodied, tree, trees, stuck in a tree, ball, bark, barking, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, sarcasm, sarcastic, tree, trees, dog, dogs, anything for my dog
"It's the dog."
Tags:dogs in, dogs out, let the dog in, breaking and entering, break in, break-in, breaking in, trespassing, trespassed, trespasser, window, windows, apartment, apartments, marriage, married, married life, bed, bedtime, night time, burglar, burglary, burglars, through the window, dog, dogs, doggo, doge, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
Tags:fashion, fashionable, fashions, costume, costumes, costumed, animal, animals, costumed animals, dress up, dress-up, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic animals, domestic pet, domestic pets, reality, madness, mad, animal fashion, cute, cutesy, cuter, silly, silliness, silly outfit, outfits, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, owner, owners, pet owner, pet owners
Animal and Human Memory
Tags:sequence, sequence joke, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, memory, memorise, an elephant never forgets, elephant, elephants, animal, animals, wild animal, animal intelligence, intelligence, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, human, humans, man, men, suit, businessman, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, absentmindedness
"Someday, I'll look back on this and bark."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, domestic pet, leash, leashed, on a leash, tied up, tie up, lonely, loneliness, nihilism, nihilistic, optimistic, optimism, bitter, bitterness, look back on this and laugh, look back, play on words, word play, word-play, cliche, cliches, memory, remember, remembers, self reflection, reflect, reflecting, reflective
"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."
Tags:cow boy, cowboy, cow boys, cowboys, dog, dogs, pet, pets, treat, treats, pet, pets, showdown, showdowns, duel, duelling, duels, wild west, western, westerns, domestic pet, domestic pets, caring, tonal shock, tone shock, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, good boy, sudden move, sudden moves, startle, startles, startling
'I did the best I could, but there's just nothing in the budget for more walks.'
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap
Tags:castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval history, historical, creature, creatures, undocumented history, griffin, griffins, myththological, mythology, ye olde, olde, england, olde england, guard, guards, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, cat flap, cat-flap, cat flap
'Actually, Doc, I don't have a problem. I just wanted to sit on the couch for a while without getting slapped with the newspaper.'
'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'
'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'
"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
Tags:poser, posers, phony, phonies, discontent, discontents, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, animal, animals, talking animal, post, postal, postal service, postman, postmen, post man, post office, media, media watchdog, watchdog, watch dog, pun, puns, guard, guard dog, pretense, pretenses, pretence, protest, protests, protesting, bark, barks, barking, pretend, all talk, fake news, fake, ombudsman, media watchdog, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, modern media, corrupt media, politics, political
"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."
Tags:maya angelou, poet, poets, autobiography, autobiographies, hula, hulas, hula hoop, hula hoops, dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancing, bird, birds, caged bird, caged birds, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, domesticated, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, cheerful, cheerfulness