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"You go ahead. Last time I did that, I was hoarse for a week."
Tags:wolves, wolf, howl, howling, howled, howls, moon, full moon, coyote, coyotes, american, region, regions, regional, ill, illness, hoarse, sore, sore throat, ent, ear nose and throat, ears nose and throat, uncharacteristic, unusual, strange, odd, talking, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, wolfdog
"Don't forget cat food."
Tags:crazy cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic pets, urban life, modern life, modern world, city life, city living, cat lady, crazy cat, apartment, apartment living, don't forget, list, lists, to do, groceries, grocery, shopping, shopping list, store, to the store, obsessed, obsessive, married life, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives
Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat lady, crazy cat lady, crazy cat people, cat person, cat people, cat carrier, luxury, luxuries, cat got the cream, luxurious, luxuriously, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic pets, love, loving, owner, pet owner, owners, role, roles, switched, switching, role switching, love, loves, loving, treat, special treatment
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, duck, duck hunting, hunter, hunting, game hunting, dog, dogs, hunting dog, hunting dogs, domestic pet, domestic pets, working dog, working dogs, working animal, working animals, fine dining, food, foods, fresh food, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waitstaff, service, good service, champagne, gourmet, gourmets, cuisine, cuisines, unexpected, man's best friend, mans best friend, rifle, rifles, masculine, pets, pet
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
Tags:hulk, incredible hulk, the hulk, superhero, superheroes, home life, film, films, pop culture, pop, culture, films, film, movie, movies, cinema, mcu, anger, anger management, rage, puppy, pupper, doge, puppy dog eyes, puppy eyes, cute puppy, puppies, pet, pets, dogs, dog, domestic, domestic pets, puppy problems, pet ownership, cute, cutely, cute animals, can't resist, masculinity, feminine side, feminine sides, masculine, hypermasculine, hyper-masculine, softer side, softer sides, muscleman, musclemen, persona, personae
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, pet rock, rock, rocks, hopeless
“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, cat lady, cat lover, cat lovers, crazy cat lady, cat ladies, cat name, cat names, cat family, cat families, cat husband, cat wife, married life, marriage, married, pets as children, apartment, small apartment, apartment life, small apartment life, overrun, obsession, obsessed, too many cats
"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
Tags:air strike, air strikes, drone strike, air force, drone, drones, air-strike, air-strikes, drone-strikes, militaries, military, army, armies, violent, violence, calling it in, call it in, general, generals, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, modern warfare, war, warfare, modern war, modern life, technology, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodies, parodied, tree, trees, stuck in a tree, ball, bark, barking, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, sarcasm, sarcastic, tree, trees, dog, dogs, anything for my dog
"It's the dog."
Tags:dogs in, dogs out, let the dog in, breaking and entering, break in, break-in, breaking in, trespassing, trespassed, trespasser, window, windows, apartment, apartments, marriage, married, married life, bed, bedtime, night time, burglar, burglary, burglars, through the window, dog, dogs, doggo, doge, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
Tags:fashion, fashionable, fashions, costume, costumes, costumed, animal, animals, costumed animals, dress up, dress-up, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic animals, domestic pet, domestic pets, reality, madness, mad, animal fashion, cute, cutesy, cuter, silly, silliness, silly outfit, outfits, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize, owner, owners, pet owner, pet owners
"Someday, I'll look back on this and bark."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, domestic pet, leash, leashed, on a leash, tied up, tie up, lonely, loneliness, nihilism, nihilistic, optimistic, optimism, bitter, bitterness, look back on this and laugh, look back, play on words, word play, word-play, cliche, cliches, memory, remember, remembers, self reflection, reflect, reflecting, reflective
"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, cattle, cattle driver, cattle rustler, rustler, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic pets, urban cowboy, urban life, modern life, modern world, city life, city living, cat lady, crazy cat
"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."
Tags:cow boy, cowboy, cow boys, cowboys, dog, dogs, pet, pets, treat, treats, pet, pets, showdown, showdowns, duel, duelling, duels, wild west, western, westerns, domestic pet, domestic pets, caring, tonal shock, tone shock, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, good boy, sudden move, sudden moves, startle, startles, startling
'I did the best I could, but there's just nothing in the budget for more walks.'
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
'Actually, Doc, I don't have a problem. I just wanted to sit on the couch for a while without getting slapped with the newspaper.'
"I think it loves us."
Tags:pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfish bowl, fish bowl, fish, fishes, love, loving, loves, wholesome, wholesomeness, aquatic, aquarium, aquariums, exotic fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, role reversal, reversal, reverse, reversed, swap, role, role swap, pet owner, owner, ownership, pet care
'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'
"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."
Tags:maya angelou, poet, poets, autobiography, autobiographies, hula, hulas, hula hoop, hula hoops, dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancing, bird, birds, caged bird, caged birds, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, domesticated, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, cheerful, cheerfulness
"Could you come in here and chase my tail?"
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pets, animal, talking animals, businessmen, businessman, ethical business, management, manager, managers, horrible bosses, bosses, boss, exec, executive, executives, management tier, reception, receptionist, personal assistant, pa, personal assistants, busy work, petty, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, picking up the slack
"What if it's raining cats and dogs?"
'I'm going out of business because he ate the lemon.'
'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'
Spotted dog on phone: 'No, that's just the problem, Doctor. I'm not a dalmatian.'