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"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."
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'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'
Fruit Fly Photo Albums
'Noooooooo! Please don't kill my phone!'
"Well, how long do you want to live?"
'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'
"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."
The 3 Stages of Life
"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."
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'I hear 150 is the new 90.'
"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."
"You have a 24-hour virus - of course, you'll be dead by then."
"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"
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Half Life Insurance.
'Don't worry. Dying is the last thing you're going to do.'
"I'm afraid you have thirty, maybe forty, years to live."
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Providers struggle to come to terms with longevity issues...
"Plan on living long? I already am."
"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"
'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'
'On average a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'
'This is a total waste of time.'
"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."
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"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."