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My First Visit to the Laundromat
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Cow hanging spots of laundry
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'
'I'm not telling you to splash people. Just don't be careful when you pass them.'
'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'
"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"
'I forgot my claim ticket, but I had a red blouse, two skirts and a disagreeable husband.'
Super Hero Dry Cleaning
'Dry cleaning' water comes out of door.
"You hate ironing? Me too."
'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'
"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"
Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.
''My clothes dryer eats both socks - so I won't notice when one's missing.'
'My hubby's laundry business went bust, his competition took him to the cleaners.'
'Don't you dare jump! I've just had your suit cleaned.'
'Mom, what did people use to clean with before there was oxygen?'
'Honey, have you seen my clothes?'
Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'
At the weekend, Maude's hubby becomes Iron Man.'
'This towel is disgusting!' - 'It's not that bad.' - 'It's supposed to be white.' - 'It is white... in a certain light.' - 'It's supposed to be soft.' - 'Okay, maybe it could use a quick rinse.'
'This is either my Mom's ironing room, or my Dad's den...depending on who you're talking to.'