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Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.
"You realize one of us is not coming back."
Man washing his golf balls.
Tags:golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf ball, golf balls, golf club, golf clubs, golf course, golf courses, washing machine, washing machines, laundry, laundries, laundry chore, laundry chores, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lazy, laziness, housework, household chore, household chores, marital problem, marital problems, thelwell
'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'
'I'm trying to lose some weight and I heard this shrinks wool.'
"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental death, accidental deaths, text, texts, emergency, emergencies, text message, text messages, washing machine, washing machines, rescue, rescues, crime scene, crime scenes, laundry chore, laundry chores, laundry room, police, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones
"It's adorable that you licked them clean, but I still need to throw your overalls in the washer."
"Mom, I ripped and spilled bleach on my new jeans...they're perfect!"
Hanging the Wash at the Circus.
'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'
"Never leave a hot iron unattended."
"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."
"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"
"Let me guess, your wife's out of town?"
The Emperor's New Clothesline.
"I just wanted to remind you that all money I find doing your laundry becomes mine."
"Your shirt's on inside out."
"Thanks for proving how easy it is to do laundry. Here's your pink underwear, Mr. 'Too Busy To Separate The Colors from the Whites.'"
Tags:laundry, laundry chore, laundry chores, washing chore, washing chores, washing day, washing days, laundry day, laundry days, laundries, washing machine, washing machines, colour, color, colours, colors, whites, white, clothes, clothing, dye, dyes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, family life, housework, chore, chores, household chore, household chores
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
Tags:santa claus, mrs claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, festive period, chimney, soot, chimneys, carpet beater, carpet beaters, costume, costumes, christmas, christmases, christmas eve, laundry day, laundry days, laundry chore, laundry chores
The dawn of the...Iron Age.
'Hey, don't look at me - you're the one who cut off the laundry tags because you found them itchy!'
"Sorry to trouble you. But, was I sitting next to you at the launderette?"
"Didn't you 'try before you didn't buy' last week?"
Tags:white goods, electrical goods, electrical store, electrical stores, shop, shops, store, stores, electrical shop, electrical shops, try before you buy, laundry day, laundrette, laundrettes, laundry, laundries, washing machine, washing machines, miser, misers, miserly, cheapskate, cheapskates, cheap, cheapness, laundry chore, laundry chores
"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"
'Suddenly, Colin felt out of his depth.'