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"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."
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"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."
Tags:problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem solve, problem solved, fitted sheet, fitted sheets, laundry, laundries, chore, chores, sheet, sheets, bedsheet, bedsheets, bed sheet, bed sheets, bed-sheet, bed-sheets, bedclothes, bed linen, linen, extreme lengths, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, frustrating
Standing on sheets of paper.
"Hey, check it out. Bill forgot his sheet again."
'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'
'Rooms are £200 a day. Did you want nurses...? Bed...? Sheets...?...'
KKK washing day.
Stop hogging the sheets
"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."
'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'
The Bed Treatment
'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'
A woman carries bedsheets.
"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."
Tags:ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, sheet, sheets, white sheet, white sheets, haunted house, haunted houses, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, recognize, recognizing, recognition, recognise, recognising, faux pas, embarrassing, accident, accidents, one-sided conversation, one-sided conversations
4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!
'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'
'Let's see... licorice, M&M's and a Snickers bar. Sorry, Igor, not a single brain here either.'
Tags:halloween, costume, costumes, dress up, dresses up, dressup, ghost, ghosts, zombie, zombies, sweet, sweets, candy, brain, brains, monster, monsters, sheet, sheets, mask, masks, masked, trick or treat, trick or treaters, trick or treating, goody bag, goody bags, chocolate, chocolatesthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'
Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.
"Why can't duvets be square?"
For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
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Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'
...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.
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Fashion Update Dryer Sheets