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Man washing his golf balls.
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golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, golf ball, golf balls, golf club, golf clubs, golf course, golf courses, washing machine, washing machines, laundry, laundries, laundry chore, laundry chores, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lazy, laziness, housework, household chore, household chores, marital problem, marital problems, thelwell'I'm trying to lose some weight and I heard this shrinks wool.'
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wool, wools, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, washing machine, washing machines, laundry, laundrette, laundrettes, laundry day, laundry chores, laundry chore, washing chore, washing chores, weight loss, weight-loss, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, fatness, obesity"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."
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accident, accidents, accidental death, accidental deaths, text, texts, emergency, emergencies, text message, text messages, washing machine, washing machines, rescue, rescues, crime scene, crime scenes, laundry chore, laundry chores, laundry room, police, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones"It's adorable that you licked them clean, but I still need to throw your overalls in the washer."
"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"
"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."
"I just wanted to remind you that all money I find doing your laundry becomes mine."
"I'm going to abdicate all towel duties to you, because it's clearly not within my skill set. Now socks I understand."
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laundry chore, laundry work, household chore, household chores, domestic work, domestic chore, domestic chores, laundry, laundry day, washing day, towel, towels, delegate, delegates, delegating, skill set, skill sets, skill-set, skill-sets, qualification, qualifications, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life"Thanks for proving how easy it is to do laundry. Here's your pink underwear, Mr. 'Too Busy To Separate The Colors from the Whites.'"
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laundry, laundry chore, laundry chores, washing chore, washing chores, washing day, washing days, laundry day, laundry days, laundries, washing machine, washing machines, colour, color, colours, colors, whites, white, clothes, clothing, dye, dyes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, family life, housework, chore, chores, household chore, household choresSanta Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
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santa claus, mrs claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, festive period, chimney, soot, chimneys, carpet beater, carpet beaters, costume, costumes, christmas, christmases, christmas eve, laundry day, laundry days, laundry chore, laundry chores'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
"Didn't you 'try before you didn't buy' last week?"
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white goods, electrical goods, electrical store, electrical stores, shop, shops, store, stores, electrical shop, electrical shops, try before you buy, laundry day, laundrette, laundrettes, laundry, laundries, washing machine, washing machines, miser, misers, miserly, cheapskate, cheapskates, cheap, cheapness, laundry chore, laundry chores"Sorry to trouble you. But, was I sitting next to you at the launderette?"
"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"
'I'm 10 years old, now. Don't you think that's long enough to be working without a contract.'
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kid, kids, family, families, child, children, chore, chores, laundry, laundry chore, laundry chores, household chore, household chores, contract, contracts, work, working, working contract, working contracts