Breadearner Cartoons and Comics

"Daddy doesn't know where the heat, the electricity or the water comes from. Daddy knows where the money comes from."

"I'm not complaining too much - last year the government took 40% of his income and I took about the same."

"I'll say this much for her - she's always been a good provider."

"My parents are good providers, and if I say so myself, I'm not a bad providee."

"Will you still love me when I outearn you?"

'Mom said not to ask Dad for money 'til after he's had his dinner.'

"No dinner tonight - It ran away."

"It sure goes...a dollar here, a dollar there and the rest to my wife."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

'I can't marry you, Susan - I hardly get enough pocket money for myself!'

"I'd have gotten you a nicer card if you'd had more money in your wallet."

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"And don't come home until you've got everything on the list!"

"No, I'm not on a diet! It's just that my husband is not a good provider!"

"If you were a better fisherman, we'd be better nourished."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."