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My First Visit to the Laundromat
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Cow hanging spots of laundry
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
We have your sock.
'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'
'I'm not telling you to splash people. Just don't be careful when you pass them.'
'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'
"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"
Super Hero Dry Cleaning
'I forgot my claim ticket, but I had a red blouse, two skirts and a disagreeable husband.'
'Dry cleaning' water comes out of door.
"You hate ironing? Me too."
"We need a new clothes press."
"They got done for money laundering - found a mushy fiver in a trouser pocket."
'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'
"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"
Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.
''My clothes dryer eats both socks - so I won't notice when one's missing.'
'Don't you dare jump! I've just had your suit cleaned.'
'My hubby's laundry business went bust, his competition took him to the cleaners.'
'Mom, what did people use to clean with before there was oxygen?'
'Honey, have you seen my clothes?'
At the weekend, Maude's hubby becomes Iron Man.'