Bread Earners Cartoons and Comics

Bread Winner-Need More Dough

'When I was hired here, they promised me a six figure salary. I guess they were counting the digits to the right of the decimal.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

She figures the best way to get her husband to support the family is a Kickstarter program."

"My parents are good providers, and if I say so myself, I'm not a bad providee."

'Mom said not to ask Dad for money 'til after he's had his dinner.'

"If I'm not paying you enough to fill your babies' mouths, then I'd be happy to give you some old newspapers for free."

'I'm afraid you'll have to find another way of showing how crucial you job is, Johnson!'

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

'I'm supposed to be a bread winner. Trouble is I'm not winning.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'My kids have just found out that their friends all get three meals a day.'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

'I'm afraid you can't list your unemployed husband as a dependent.'

Please Help. No wife or kids to support.

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

One man band: Wife, kids and mother-in-law to support. (Base drum with Mother-in-law's face on it).

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

"No, I'm not on a diet! It's just that my husband is not a good provider!"

"My kid needs new hockey equipment."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."