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Cow hanging spots of laundry
'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'
'How many times do I have to tell you... colours with colours, whites with whites!'
'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'
'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'
'I'm going to turn around count to ten, when I turn back I expect all my undergarments back on the line!'
"I sent you dry cleaning to France."
'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'
"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."
"Dang!! Wrong hole."
"We're out of towels."
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"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"
"That goes to the dry cleaners."
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, lamb wool, lamb's wool, lambs wool, laundry, laundrette, laundrettes, laundry day, washing day, washing machine, washing machines, sheep, lamb, lambs, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, washing room, chore, chores, housework, household chore, household chores, laundries
"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."
"This app helps me tell when it's time to wash my clothes."
Small man offers to buy other man's shrunken clothes.
The Prodigal Son Returns To Do His Laundry
Tags:prodigal son, prodigal sons, laundry, laundries, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework, house-work, washing day, washing days, wash day, wash days, proverb, proverbs, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, grownup kid, grownup child, grown-up kids, grown-up child
'Oh no!! Those birds are making a mess all over our clean laundry, Burl!'
"It's adorable that you licked them clean, but I still need to throw your overalls in the washer."
'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'
"Sorry Ma'am, but the socks that disappeared in your washing machine are not here."
'The other reason your soul feels so clean is become someone put too much laundry detergent in the washing machine, again...'
'Dry cleaning' water comes out of door.